how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
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I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
My liver just had a heart attack.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
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I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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