I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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