And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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