he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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