More tranny stories later!
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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