glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
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Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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