Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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