i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
is it fun? or sober?
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