69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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