Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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