Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
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there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
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The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
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