hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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