I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
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I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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