I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
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using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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