this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
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Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
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It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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