So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
Randomize
