It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
She announced her abortion via fbk
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
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Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
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Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
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