I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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