"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Randomize
