Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Randomize
