haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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