i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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