The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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