he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
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Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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