"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
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dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
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She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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