Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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