What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Randomize
