Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
