guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
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It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.