But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do