I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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