She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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