he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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