a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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