the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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