he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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