WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
