and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bring money and cleavage
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
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