that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
Randomize
