The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
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Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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