she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Four minutes until I can fart!
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
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Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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