yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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