i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
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Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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