Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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