Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
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You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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