i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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