This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
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She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
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Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
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