whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
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I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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