All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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