She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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