Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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