I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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