He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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