Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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