Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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