I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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