the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
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