I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You brought string cheese to the strip club
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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